Why is an elephant's trunk in front?
To keep him from putting peanuts in the wrong end.

Why shouldn't you grab an elephant by his tail?
It may only be his tail, but it could be your end.

Why shouldn't you tell an elephant a joke while you are skating?
The ice might crack up.

Why was the elephant hiding behind a blade of grass?
He was playing hide and seek.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat.

Why were the elephants the last to leave the Ark?
They were busy packing their trunks.