Why do elephants wear sandals?
To stop them sinking in the sand.

Why do elephants wear slippers?
So they can sneak up on mice without being heard.

Why does an elephant enjoy his food?
He makes a little go a long way.

Why does an elephant have a trunk?
So he has somewhere to-hide when he sees a mouse.

Why does an elephant have cracks between his toes?
To hold his bus ticket.

Why does an elephant wear green slippers?
So he can walk across billiard-tables without being seen.

Why does an elephant wear red socks?
Because his others are being washed.

Why does an elephant wear sand-shoes?
To go down to the beach.

Why don't elephants care what people say about them?
They're thick skinned.

Why don't elephants have dandruff?
Have you ever seen an elephant with long hair?