Why didn't the elephant hurt himself when he fell off a tall ladder?
He fell from the bottom rung.

Why didn't the elephant tip the bellboy when he checked into the hotel?
Because he didn't carry the elephant's trunk up to his room.

Why do elephants chew moth-balls?
To stop the moths getting in their trunks.

Why do elephants drink so much water?
They don't like lemonade.

Why do elephants eat leaves?
Because they can't cook.

Why do elephants eat so many peanuts?
Because people don't offer them anything else.

Why do elephants float on their backs?
So that they won't get their toes wet.

Why do elephants have Big Ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.

Why do elephants have corrugated feet?
To give the ants a 50-50 chance.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
They keep falling out of cherry trees.