Why did Adam call the elephant an 'elephant'?
Because it looked more like an elephant than anything else he'd seen.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was tied to the elephant's leg.

Why did the elephant book 2 seats on the coach?
So the person next to him wouldn't get squashed.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because he didn't want to listen to that last joke.
Why else?
Because the light was green.
Why else?
Because it was a trunk road.
Why else?
Because the subway was closed.

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

Why did the elephant go to the dentist?
Because he had a terrible tusk-ache.

Why did the elephant leave the circus?
Because it got tired of working for peanuts.

Why did the elephant lie in the middle of the road?
So it could trip up the cyclists.
Why else?
To trip up the chickens.

Why did the elephant paint himself different colours?
So he could hide in a crayon box.

Why did the elephant paint his head yellow?
To see if blondes have more fun.