What's the difference between an elephant and a professor?
An elephant never forgets.

What's the difference between an elephant and a rhino?
The elephant has a longer memory

What's the difference between an elephant and a sandwich?
A sandwich doesn't weigh 2 tons.

What's the difference between an elephant and a strawberry?
Strawberries are red.

What's the difference between an elephant and an egg?
If you don't know that, I'm not trying one of your omelettes!

What's the difference between an elephant and an egg?
Have you ever tried scrambling an elephant?

What's the difference between an elephant and an orange?
Peel it and see!

What's the difference between an elephant and snew?
What's snew?
Not a lot; what's new with you?

What's the difference between an elephant with tusk-ache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What's the difference between an elephant, a lemon, and a tube of glue?
I don't know.
Well, you can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze an elephant.
What about the tube of glue?
I thought that's where you'd get stuck!