What's the difference between an elephant and a bowl of spaghetti?
An elephant doesn't slip off the end of your fork.

What's the difference between an elephant and a cherry?
Have you ever tried eating elephant pie?

What's the difference between an elephant and a ginger nut?
Dip it in your tea, and if it goes soggy, it's a ginger nut.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
Elephants don't grow on bushes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
A gooseberry is green.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grapefruit?
An elephant is grey.

What's the difference between an elephant and a large lettuce?
One is a funny beast, the other is a bunny feast.

What's the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?
Whats a 'matterbaby'?
Nothing, dear: what's the matter with you?

What's the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
An elephant makes bigger holes in the skirting-board.

What's the difference between an elephant and a pillar-box?
You don't know? Ifs no use sending you to post a letter then, is it?