What is big, grey and beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellaphant.

What is big, grey and blue and is found at the North Pole?
A lost elephant.

What is big, grey and too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine-gun.

What is big, red and white, and hates to be touched?
A sunburnt elephant.

What is black and weighs 2 tons?
A chocolate-covered elephant.

What is brown and has 4 legs and a trunk?
A mouse coming back from its holiday.

What is elephant hide most used for?
To keep elephants together.

What is feathered and crossed the Alps with elephants?
Hennibal's Army.

What is green and has a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

What is grey and flies round and round?
Aneelecopter.