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What is 2 feet long, has 32 eyes and 2 tongues?
An elephant's sneakers.

What is an elephant after it is 6 months old?
7 months old.

What is an elephant's favourite instrument?
A trumpet.

What is an elephant's least favourite instrument?
A piano.

What is an emephant?
The one after an elephant.

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?
An elephants shadow.

What is big and blue, has a trunk and can't climb trees?
A blue denim elephant.

What is big and grey and always points north?
A magnetic elephant.

What is big and grey and bounces?
An elephant on apogo stick.

What is big and grey and coughs?
An elephant with a bad chest.

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