What do you call an elephant hitch-hiker?
A 2-ton pick up.

What do you call an elephant hitch-hiker?
Stranded.

What do you call an elephant in a fridge?
A tight squeeze.

What do you call an elephant in rubber boots?
A welly-phant.

What do you call an elephant that flies?
A Dumbo jet.

What do you call an elephant that goes up and down?
An elephator.

What do you call an elephant that lives in Los Angeles?
AnLAPhant,

What do you call an elephant who's had his teeth out?
Gumbo.

What do you call an elephant witch doctor?
Mumbo Jumbo.

What do you call an elephant with a banana in each ear?
Anything, it can't hear you.