What did the Irishman call his pet elephant?
Rover.

What do you call a fat elephant who drowns in a river?
A non-slimmer.

What do you call a female elephant with 6 children?
Mum.

What do you call a Jumbo with a machine gun?
Jambo.

What do you call a line of elephants that won't let you by?
An elefence.

What do you call a man who shoots elephants?
Ivor E Hunter.

What do you call a man who's eaten an elephant?
Full up.

What do you call a metre-high elephant?
Trunkated.

What do you call a smart elephant?
Elegant.

What do you call an ant with big ears?
An eleph-ant.