Bringing Humour to the Internet
Elephant jokes home page

Funny elephant jokes
CROSS ELEPHANT
ELEPHANT CALLS
ELEPHANT POEMS
DIFFERENCE...
HOW ELEPHANTS
I SAY, I SAY, I SAY
TRUNK FULL!
WACKY ELEPHANT
WHAT ELEPHANT
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHY DO ELEPHANTS

Jokes about elephants
JUMBO JOKES!
HOME CONTACT LINKS EMAIL THIS PAGE TO A FRIEND

WHAT DO YOU CALL JOKES

What did the Irishman call his pet elephant?
Rover.

What do you call a fat elephant who drowns in a river?
A non-slimmer.

What do you call a female elephant with 6 children?
Mum.

What do you call a Jumbo with a machine gun?
Jambo.

What do you call a line of elephants that won't let you by?
An elefence.

What do you call a man who shoots elephants?
Ivor E Hunter.

What do you call a man who's eaten an elephant?
Full up.

What do you call a metre-high elephant?
Trunkated.

What do you call a smart elephant?
Elegant.

What do you call an ant with big ears?
An eleph-ant.

MORE WHAT DO YOU CALL JOKES - PAGE - 1 - 2 - 3

Top

  




Page 1 - Page 2
Page 3


2003-11 ElephantJokes.co.uk - Copyright Notice - Privacy - Part of the HumourHub network