What makes more noise than an angry elephant?
2 angry elephants.

What side of an elephant has most skin?
The outside.

What takes less time to get ready for a trip, an elephant or a rooster?
A rooster: he only takes his comb.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
Time to get a new one.

What was the elephant doing on the M1?
About 2 miles an hour: drivers are advised to treat him as a roundabout.

What was the elephant doing on the Ml?
About 1 mile per hour.

What weighs 2 tons and is covered with lettuce and relish?
A Big Mac-elephant.

What weighs 2 tons and sings?
Harry Elafonte.

What weighs 2 tons, is grey and loves curry?
An Indian elephant.

What weighs 2 tons, is grey and loves fish and chips?
An English elephant.