What has 2 heads, 6 feet, 1 tail, 4 ears and a trunk?
A man riding an elephant.

What has 4 ears, 8 legs, 2 tails, 4 eyes and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts.

What has 4 legs, a trunk, and flies?
A dead elephant.

What has 6 legs, 4 ears and a trunk?
A man on an elephant.

What has 8 legs, but can't walk?
2 dead elephants.

What has a trunk and holds 350 people?
A Jumbo jet.

What has a trunk, 4 legs, but can't walk?
A dead elephant.

What have Rupert the Bear and Nellie the Elephant in common?
Their middle name.

What is worse than a tortoise with claustrophobia?
An elephant with hay fever.

What looks like an elephant and flies?
A flying elephant.