What does an elephant do when he can't make a trunk-call?
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What does an elephant do when he gets stuck up a tree?
He waits till autumn and then floats down on a leaf.

What does an elephant do when it rains?
He gets wet.

What does NUDE mean?
National Union of Dim Elephants.

What family does the elephant belong to?
I don't know, nobody in our street has one.

What game do elephants play in the back of a Mini?
Squash.

What goes bumpety-bump, bumpety-bump?
An elephant falling down the stairs.

What goes 'Ha, ha,' bonk?
An elephant laughing his head off.

What goes in grey and comes out blue?
An elephant swimming on a cold day.

What goes out grey and comes in white?
An elephant in a snow storm.