What did the elephant say when the tiger grabbed his tail?
'That's the end of me.'

What did the elephant think of the grape's home?
'Divine'!

What did the grey elephant say to the blue elephant?
'Cheer up!'

What did the zoo keeper see when an elephant squirted water from its trunk?
A jumbo jet.

What did Thomas Edison Elephant invent?
The electric peanut.

What do elephants have that other animals don't have?
Baby elephants.

What do elephants say when they bump into each other?
'Small world, isn't it!'

What do elephants sing at Christmas?
'Jungle bells, jungle bells.'

What does a budgie do that an elephant can't?
Take a bath in a saucer.

What does an elephant do if he breaks his toe?
Gives up ballet dancing.