An elephant always remembers, but what animal always forgets?
An owl, because ifs always saying "Who? Who?'

If an elephant always remembers, what animal always forgets?
An owl; it's always saying, "Who? who?'

If an elephant crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back again, what is it?
A dirty double-crosser.

If storks bring human babies, what bring baby elephants?
Cranes.
What else?
Storks with hernias.

Visitor: What's the name of your new baby elephant?
Keeper: I don't know: he won't tell me.

What did Mrs Elephant say to Mr Elephant?
I hear the thunder of tiny feet.'

What did the banana do when the elephant chased it?
The banana split.

What did the cobbler say when a herd of elephants came into his shop?
'Shoe!'

What did the dog say to the elephant?
'Woof, woof.'

What did the elephant say when it was bitten by a snake?
Nothing: elephants can't talk.