Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Clous.

Why do elephants wear dark glasses?
If you'd had all these jokes told about you, you wouldn't want to be recognized either!

Why don't elephants have balls?
Because they're not very good dancers.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled?
Because if it was small, white and round it would be an aspirin.

Would you rather have an elephant chase you or a lion?
I would rather have the elephant chase the lion.

'You play draughts with an elephant? He must be very clever.'
'Not really, I beat him most of the time.'