What goes clomp, clomp, swish swish?
An elephant with wet plimsolls.

What is grey and blue and very big?
An elephant holding its breath.

What weighs 2000 pounds, wears a black leather jacket, and says 'Hey!'?
TheElefonz.

When do elephants paint their toenails green?
When they want to hide upside down in gooseberry jam.

When is an elephant most likely to enter your house?
When the door is open.

Where can elephants be found?
They are so big, they hardly ever get lost.

Where can you buy an elephant?
At a White Elephant stall.

Where can you buy ancient elephants?
At a mammoth sale.

Where does a 500-pound elephant sleep?
Where it likes.

Where was Jumbo christened?
In the elefont.