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Is the squirt from an elephant's trunk very powerful?
Yes. A jumbo jet can keep 500 people in the air for hours at a time.
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'More than 6000 elephants go each year to make piano keys.'
'If s amazing what animals can be trained to do.'
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The definition of an elephant is
a mouse that's taken vitamin pills and been on a bodybuilding course.
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The definition of the impossible is
an elephant hanging over a cliff with its tail round a daisy.
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The definition of willpower is
an elephant eating only one peanut.
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They say an elephant never forgets,
but what has he got to remember?
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Two elephants fell off a cliff.
Boom! Boom!
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What brings baby elephants?
Big storks.
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What did Hannibal say when he saw the elephants coming?
'Here come the gooseberries' - he was colourblind! |
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What do elephants sing at Christmas?
'No-elephants, No-elephants...'
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