How do zoo animals greet each other?
'Hi Ena!';"Ello Phant!'

How does an elephant overtake a tortoise?
He steps on it!

How else?
Byjumbojet.

How is an elephant like a brick?
Neither can climb trees.

How is an elephant like a grape?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How long should an elephant's legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.

How many elephants can you get in an empty cupboard?
Only one; after that it isn't empty!

How many elephants in a hammerfor?
Whats a hammerfor?
Banging in nails!

When a 3-ton elephant fell down a 30-foot well, how did they get it out?
Wet.

When the biggest elephant in the world fell down a well, how did it get out?
Wet.