How do you fit 5 elephants into a Citroen 2CV?
2 in the front, 2 in the back, and the last one in the glove compartment.

How do you get 4 elephants into a Mini?
Two in the front, and two in the back.

How do you get 4 giraffes into a Mini?
You can't! Its full up with elephants.

How do you get a tablecloth from under an elephant?
Wait for the elephant to get up.

How do you get an elephant into a match-box?
Take all the matches out first.

How do you get an elephant into a phone box?
Open the door.

How do you get an elephant out of the bath?
Pull the plug out.

How do you get an elephant through a small door?
Unless he goes on a diet, you don't!

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you get it from ducks.

How do you get rid of an old elephant?
Put it in a jumbo sale.