How do elephants have baths?
They put their toes in first.

How do elephants smell without their trunks?
Awful!

How do elephants travel?
By ele-copter.

How do mammoths pass exams?
With extinction.

How do we know that peanuts are good for elephants' eyesight?
Have you ever seen an elephant with glasses?

How do you best hide an elephant?
Skin him.

How do you catch an elephant?
Make a noise like a peanut.
Oh, you've heard this one before?
No, but I've tried it, and it works.

How do you catch an elephant?
Take a fishing rod and put a peanut on the end.

How do you catch an elephant?
Make a noise like a peanut.

How do you disguise an elephant?
Give him a moustache and dark glasses.