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A white elephant walks up to a telephone kiosk but finds a grey elephant in there. How does he get it out?
He uses Persil which forces white in and grey out.

How can an elephant best avoid wrinkling?
He should avoid sleeping in his clothes.

How can you raise baby elephants?
With a crane.

How can you recognize an elephant?
By the smell of peanuts on its breath.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in the fridge?
By the footprints in the butter.

How can you tell if an elephant has been sitting on your bed?
By the smell of peanuts, and the wrinkles in the bedspread.

How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed?
When you're nearly touching the ceiling.

How can you tell if there's an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift off the plate.

How can you tell if there's an elephant still in the fridge?
Because you can't shut the door.

How can you tell if you have an elephant in bed with you?
By the 'E' embroidered on his pyjamas.

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