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Elephant Poems

An elephant is big,
An elephant is fat,
It has no fingers,
It has no toes,
But goodness gracious
What a nose!

Two elephants - Harry & Faye
Couldn't kiss with their trunks in the way
So they boarded a plane
They're now kissing in Maine
Cause their trunks got sent to L.A.

An elephant goes like this and that,
He's terribly big,
And he's terribly fat;
He has no fingers,
And has no toes,
But goodness gracious,
What a long nose!

Hickory dickory dock,
The elephant ran up the clock,
The clock is being repaired ...

The elephant is a funny bird,
It flies from bough to bough;
It lays its eggs in a rhubarb tree,
And whistles like a cow.

An elephant is a dainty bird,
It flies from leaf to leaf;
It makes its nest in a strawberry plant,
And whistles through its teeth.

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