What do you get if you cross an elephant with a swallow?
A lot of broken telephone wires.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a swarm of locusts?
I'm not sure, but watch out!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a vacuum cleaner?
A Hoover that sucks only peanuts.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a watchdog?
A very nervous postman.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
Outsize swimming trunks.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a woodpecker?
An animal that knocks before it runs you over.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a worm?
Big holes in the garden.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with an Abominable Snowman?
JumboYeti.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with an ant?
Anthills as big as Mount Everest.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with an apple?
A stomach ache.