What do you get if you cross an elephant with a pigeon?
Lots of worried pedestrians.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a porcupine?
An extra large brush.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a potato field?
Mashed potatoes.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
I don't know, but there would be lots of them in a very short time.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rubber band?
An animal that never forgets snap decisions.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a sheep?
Enough wool to knit a skyscraper.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a skunk?
A big stinker.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a skunk?
A great big smell!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a spider?
I don't know, but if it crawls across the ceiling, it will collapse.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a squirrel?
An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.