What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes across Australia.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a light bulb?
A huge electricity bill.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a lump of dough?
A giant meat loaf.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a monkey?
A swinging elephant.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?
Very scared cats.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?
MIGHTY MOUSE!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a parrot?
Something that tells everything it remembers.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a penguin?
Big flippers.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a Pig?
Large pork chops.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a pigeon?
A big mess.