What do you get if you cross an elephant with a dog?
An animal that remembers where it buried its bones.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea?
Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a ghost?
A big nothing.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a goldfish?
Swimming trunks.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a goose?
An animal that honks before it runs you over.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a gooseberry?
A pie that never forgets.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a hedgehog?
A 2-ton toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a hosepipe?
A jumbo jet.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a jar of jam?
Jam sandwiches that never forget.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Flat Australians.