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What do you get if you cross a ballpoint pen with an elephant?
The Ink-credible Hulk.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an elephant?
Long-life milk.

What do you get if you cross a river with an elephant?
To the other side.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an elephant?
A traffic jam.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with 2 banana skins?
A pair of slippers.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a banana?
I don't know, but I wouldn't try peeling it!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a bat?
Collapsed belfries.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a bee?
Squashed flowers.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a biscuit?
Crumbs.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a Boy Scout?
An elephant who helps little old ladies across the road.

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