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We've a large collection of elephant jokes and elephant humour, short jokes, longer tales and stories, long jokes, humorous elephant quotes, definitions, rules and all things funny and elephant!

For example:-

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified postman !

If you take your dog downtown, where should you leave him?
In a barking lot.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?
His bark was much worse than it's bite !

And hundreds more elephant jokes too!

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